Hello,
and welcome to my page. This is a completely useless piece of the Internet
and you are probably wasting your precious time reading this.
In case you feel like sticking around,
here's my disclaimer:
I am not responsible for any loss including loss of time, brain cells, or attention span due to reading this page. Visitors read at their own risk.
On this
page you can:
Do nothing
Drool.
Sit there looking blankly at your computer screen.Hear me talk to you by clicking here.
See a picture of my friend Bill the architecture student here.
Browse through my Photo Gallery Here.
It's Photoshop time, baby!
Say “WASAAAAAAP?” to the SuperFriends here.
Check out my One-Line-Movie descriptions!
For those of you who absolutely NEED some functionality of this page, I've inserted a couple links below.
Funny
Stuff Here:
I've composed
a short song.
Funkbeat!
- MP3 format
Funkbeat!
- MIDI format