Joshua's Page

Hello, and welcome to my page. This is a completely useless piece of the Internet and you are probably wasting your precious time reading this.
In case you feel like sticking around, here's my disclaimer:

I am not responsible for any loss including loss of time, brain cells, or attention span due to reading this page. Visitors read at their own risk.

On this page you can:
 

Do nothing
Drool.
Sit there looking blankly at your computer screen.
All from the convenience of your chair!!!!!!!!
 
Hear me talk to you by clicking here.
 
See a picture of my friend Bill the architecture student here.
 
Browse through my Photo Gallery Here.

It's Photoshop time, baby!

Say “WASAAAAAAP?” to the SuperFriends here.

 
Check out my One-Line-Movie descriptions!

For those of you who absolutely NEED some functionality of this page, I've inserted a couple links below.

Funny Stuff Here:


Dave Barry

I've composed a short song.
Funkbeat! - MP3 format
Funkbeat! - MIDI format